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“Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” Tee

Regular price $25.00 USD
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Welcome to your new stress-baking uniform. 💅🍪 If you're one burnt cookie away from a full-blown meltdown, this tee gets it.

Our “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” graphic tee serves up retro vibes with a generous side of dark humor. Featuring a perfectly polished housewife (who may or may not be hiding some rage under that apron), this ultra-soft Comfort Colors® tee is for the moms, grandmas, and chaotic bakers who bake to stay out of jail.

Why It Rises to the Occasion:

  • Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton for a vintage, buttery-soft feel

  • Unisex fit – cute enough for brunch, comfy enough for the kitchen

  • Hand-pressed in VA by your favorite small biz

  • A+ gift for bakers, true crime lovers, and anyone who’s ever counted to 10… twice

  • Cupcakes fix everything. But just in case, wear the shirt.

Let your outfit do the talking, while you take your anger out on some dough

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