“Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” Tee
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Welcome to your new stress-baking uniform. 💅🍪 If you're one burnt cookie away from a full-blown meltdown, this tee gets it.
Our “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” graphic tee serves up retro vibes with a generous side of dark humor. Featuring a perfectly polished housewife (who may or may not be hiding some rage under that apron), this ultra-soft Comfort Colors® tee is for the moms, grandmas, and chaotic bakers who bake to stay out of jail.
✨ Why It Rises to the Occasion:
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Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton for a vintage, buttery-soft feel
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Unisex fit – cute enough for brunch, comfy enough for the kitchen
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Hand-pressed in VA by your favorite small biz
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A+ gift for bakers, true crime lovers, and anyone who’s ever counted to 10… twice
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Cupcakes fix everything. But just in case, wear the shirt.
Let your outfit do the talking, while you take your anger out on some dough
This is an answer
Welcome to your new stress-baking uniform. 💅🍪 If you're one burnt cookie away from a full-blown meltdown, this tee gets it.
Our “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” graphic tee serves up retro vibes with a generous side of dark humor. Featuring a perfectly polished housewife (who may or may not be hiding some rage under that apron), this ultra-soft Comfort Colors® tee is for the moms, grandmas, and chaotic bakers who bake to stay out of jail.
✨ Why It Rises to the Occasion:
-
Garment-dyed Comfort Colors® cotton for a vintage, buttery-soft feel
-
Unisex fit – cute enough for brunch, comfy enough for the kitchen
-
Hand-pressed in VA by your favorite small biz
-
A+ gift for bakers, true crime lovers, and anyone who’s ever counted to 10… twice
-
Cupcakes fix everything. But just in case, wear the shirt.
Let your outfit do the talking, while you take your anger out on some dough
View shipping rates at checkout. All items are made to order and lovingly handcrafted by our small, family-owned team in Virginia. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing as we hand-press, quality check, and carefully package each order before it ships. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 3–10 business days; however, delivery times are not guaranteed by USPS or any shipping carrier. Weather conditions, holidays, and carrier routing may cause delays that are outside of our control. Most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, but Twice the Charm Boutique is not responsible for delayed, lost, or misdelivered packages once they are in the possession of the carrier. If your package is experiencing delays or delivery issues, your local post office is the best point of contact for the most accurate updates.
We do offer FREE shipping offered on all orders of $50 or more. Please double-check your shipping address before completing checkout, as we are not responsible for packages returned or delayed due to incorrect or incomplete addresses. Undeliverable or returned packages will require a re-shipping fee. If the re-shipping fee is not paid within five business days, store credit (minus original shipping costs) will be issued instead.
Optional shipping protection is available at checkout and is highly recommended. Orders with shipping protection are eligible for replacement or store credit in the event a package is lost, stolen, or damaged in transit. Orders placed without shipping protection must be handled directly through the shipping carrier.
Once your order ships, a tracking number will be emailed to you. Shipping fees are non-refundable, weekend and holiday delivery is not offered, and processing times may be extended during major sales, promotions, or holidays. If you need assistance, please contact us at twicethecharmboutique@gmail.com — we’re always happy to help.
View shipping rates at checkout. All items are made to order and lovingly handcrafted by our small, family-owned team in Virginia. Please allow 3–5 business days for processing as we hand-press, quality check, and carefully package each order before it ships. Once shipped, standard ground delivery typically takes 3–10 business days; however, delivery times are not guaranteed by USPS or any shipping carrier. Weather conditions, holidays, and carrier routing may cause delays that are outside of our control. Most packages arrive within the estimated timeframe, but Twice the Charm Boutique is not responsible for delayed, lost, or misdelivered packages once they are in the possession of the carrier. If your package is experiencing delays or delivery issues, your local post office is the best point of contact for the most accurate updates.
We do offer FREE shipping offered on all orders of $50 or more. Please double-check your shipping address before completing checkout, as we are not responsible for packages returned or delayed due to incorrect or incomplete addresses. Undeliverable or returned packages will require a re-shipping fee. If the re-shipping fee is not paid within five business days, store credit (minus original shipping costs) will be issued instead.
Optional shipping protection is available at checkout and is highly recommended. Orders with shipping protection are eligible for replacement or store credit in the event a package is lost, stolen, or damaged in transit. Orders placed without shipping protection must be handled directly through the shipping carrier.
Once your order ships, a tracking number will be emailed to you. Shipping fees are non-refundable, weekend and holiday delivery is not offered, and processing times may be extended during major sales, promotions, or holidays. If you need assistance, please contact us at twicethecharmboutique@gmail.com — we’re always happy to help.
Your item was handmade just for you — which makes it extra special! If it’s not a perfect match, returns are accepted within 14 days for store credit or size exchanges. Simply start your return through our portal, and check out our full Return Policy for more info.
Your item was handmade just for you — which makes it extra special! If it’s not a perfect match, returns are accepted within 14 days for store credit or size exchanges. Simply start your return through our portal, and check out our full Return Policy for more info.